MASEFIELD—NAN—THE WITCH 107 gone on to Taormina, and I was obliged to follow in their wake, for I was on the way home Yet there were compensations I met one of the most interesting of Englishmen, the Duke of Bronte, the unofficial ruler of Taormma, and the owner of a lovely home and of the garden in which Persephone ran All sorts of interesting people were there Robert Hichens was talking to Miss Dostoevsky, the daughter of the Russian novelist I watched them It was a hot day Miss Dostoevsky, leading a hot and incessant attack of questions and Hichens5 replies growing fainter and fainter Then my turn came "Tell me about the character and psychology of English women,3' she said Hichens, seizing the moment, faded away and left me to the inquisition Crime at Chdtiment1 What cowards men are1 I wanted to ask him what psychology is however, I extolled the character of English women so bravely that in the end she said "My father would not have liked to live in England, it's far too good for him " I returned to England to find a letter from John Masefield, which had been waiting to bid me welcome home again It was an invitation for the week-end to his house in Berkshire The house was being redeco- rated, hence the verse which ends his invitation "In all the universe there ain't A beastlier stink than drying paint A leaky cask of crude petroleum Is nothing to new-laid linoleum The joy of man and woman's gone When household water isn't on By Tuesday next, with happy fate, These things will end and we'll be straight "